Before You Leave

bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

lawebloca:

Friends ** video **

nekama:

how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name

Update! He’s done.

Update! He’s done.

I always forget how much I love making art

I always forget how much I love making art

weddingdress-obsession:

Lovely details

weddingdress-obsession:

Lovely details

weddingdress-obsession:

Allure Bridals

weddingdress-obsession:

Allure Bridals

I wish I had two sided friendships. I wish I didn’t always have to initiate.always.and I wish I could call up a friend and see if they wanna go for a cup of coffee

asatireofasatireisstirring:

instagrarn:

subwaywhore:

subwaywhore:

This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat 
image

image

Phantom if the opurra

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tastefullyoffensive:

[kersplodey]

opiumokiya:

i-will-lift-you-higher:

consulting-sociopath:

therealbarbielifts:

thunderfuck-kid:

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

that’s what I’m talking about

Why is he super attractive. It makes me uncomfortable.

Now I just feel lied to

Moral of the story: mustaches only look cool when you’re looking in the mirror

Wait a damn second